Friday, July 31, 2009

Rar

It's official:

I HATE swimsuit shopping.

People don't make swimsuits for long-torsoed girls who are actually shaped like boys*. And they especially don't make affordable swimsuits for long-torsoed girls who are actually shaped like boys. That will also stay on when, you know, swimming. The only one I found that really fit me was $108 and I didn't like it because it was actually a grandma suit with super tummy panels and a rear minimizer (which I don't need) (actually, a little extra oomph back there would not be out of place).

After trying on (no joke) about 30 suits in various stores around the mall I finally just went home, hopped online and ordered this one from J. Crew:



And basically now I just need to pray that it fits me.

Anyone have a super awesome place where they get their swimsuits that they'd like to share?

*sure, bikinis fit. Do I want to wear one? No. Remember that time when I was pregnant? Ya. So does my stomach.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Some Thoughts on Twitter

So, since Janssen successfully hounded me into using Twitter I have discovered a few things.

A. Twitter is like a party you thought would be really lame so you didn't bother going but then it turns out all your friends and family were there.

My parents have Twitter. My sister has Twitter. A whole bunch of Aaron's family has Twitter. Where have I been? Do YOU have Twitter???

B. A whole lot of famous people have Twitter. And their feeds are kind of lame.

C. Finding out that Barack Obama and Britney Spears and Shaq and Demi Moore have Twitter was kind of like, "oh hey, I've heard of them" but then with some more searching it was like HOLY CRAP SARAH DESSEN AND NEIL GAIMAN AND JOHN GREEN AND LOIS LOWRY HAVE TWITTER!!! Which just goes to show you: I am a total geek.

C.i. Josh Groban has Twitter. And his feed is kind of funny.

C.i.i. I'm following Emma Watson. I just like her. And her feed is kind of normal teenagery.

D. Lots of people you don't know will follow you because they are Twitter whores and are likely hoping for a little quid pro quo type following but here is the thing: I am not interested. My home page already overwhelms me a bit and I'm only following 30ish people, about half of which don't use their accounts very often and the other half of which are authors or people I am hoping will offer me free books. So no.

E. I am too verbose for Twitter. But that's ok, because that's what my blog is for.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Coals of Fire*

A few weeks ago I read Left to Tell: Discovering God Amid the Rwandan Holocaust by Immaculee Ilabagiza and I haven't stopped thinking about it since. So much of the book was horrific-the deaths, the destruction, the devastating chaos of it all- but what has really stuck with me is Immaculee's faith. Through all the horror, she found it in herself to forgive. And that is an incredibly powerful and freeing thing.

In my ramblings around Twitter I stumbled upon Rainn Wilson (Dwight)'s feed and he links to this site he founded called SoulPancake. SoulPancake is trying to get people to discuss life's big questions; to have discussions about spirituality, creativity and philosophy. For example, someone recently asked the question: Can feminists be feminine? I loved the post and responses.

But a little further down is the question: What will it really take to make loving your enemies possible? In that post they included this beautifully simple video that reminded me of the things I had just learned in Left to Tell:

Love Your Enemies from Kristen Miller on Vimeo.



I'm fortunate that I don't have anyone I could legitimately consider an enemy and, in truth, I couldn't even think of anyone who has wronged me that I need to forgive. But the more I thought about this question, the more I realized that my answer is: making a concerted effort to just love everyone. To see everyone as a child of God, regardless of their choices or how we get along. A general increase of love will go such a long way.

So today I made a greater effort to love. I reached out to someone I usually don't really get along with. I prayed to love someone I struggle with. I was nice to a grumpy cashier at the grocery store. I focused on remembering that we're all children of God.

And you know what? Tonight I feel remarkably at peace. Like the world is a good and beautiful place. So I just thought I'd share the love.

*Reference to Romans 12:20. Lovely little explanation of what could be meant by "coals of fire" here. Great talk about the need for forgiveness and love here.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

DM

Have you checked out the website for Aaron and Jed's photography company lately?

(I hadn't. I'm all calling him out for not reading our blog that often when I hadn't checked his website in months)

Aaron's pretty good at updating it with new stuff and as I was looking through it this morning I realized there was something kind of big that I somehow forgot to blog about.

My husband shot Shaq. Not even freaking kidding you. There are a few more pictures in the "Commercial" section of his site.

He also shot this guy:

I don't know who he is, but I'm pretty excited about it.



All pictures blatantly stolen without permission from DMPhotogallery.com

Friday, July 24, 2009

At Least I Can Blog About It

My makeup drawer is as high up as it can go. Unfortunately, Wes is now getting quite tall and his reach is much greater than we'd like.

Wes LOVES my makeup drawer. He loves running my big fluffy brushes all over his face. He loves pulling everything out and leaving it on the floor. But mostly he loves my loose powder.

He loves pulling the lid off my loose powder and trying to put it back on. He loves shaking it on to things. He loves putting it all over our black couch.


However, he doesn't like sitting in time out while I vacuum the couch over and over and over trying to get it back to black instead of a vaguely dusty gray.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Twitter Can't Count

Janssen has been actively harassing me for a few days to actually use my Twitter account. I've been on there exactly twice, decided I didn't get it, and moved on with my life. But apparently Janssen has been getting free! books! from various publisher who tweet all willy nilly like, "hey, want a free book? let us know" and basically I can't say no to that.

So I hopped on today and, much to my surprise, Twitter says I have 7 followers. SEVEN followers? Really? For the 2 stupid tweets I put up over the past 6 months? How did they even know I existed?

And then I looked at my follower page.

Now, I'm not real good at math and whatnot, but I'm fairly certain my "7 followers" are actually only FIVE followers.

It's possible that I'm totally missing something seeing as I still don't actually GET Twitter (when you post something is it called a tweet? a twit? Is it even called posting? Do you tweet a twit? Or maybe twitter a tweet? And what's with all the little symbol things? @? #? Is there like a user's manual somewhere?) but from where I'm sitting it looks a bit like I might be better at counting than Twitter.



(this is where someone comments about what's going on with my follower page and lets me know I'm a total idiot. Come on. I'm waiting for it)

In Which I Finally Eat Like a Grown Up. For One Meal.

Because Wes is my child he has (without prodding!) begun to pull the green things out of whatever I serve him.

This is a bit surprising because he did actually take quite well to a number of vegetable baby foods. But then perhaps maybe not quite so surprising since while in utero he received a steady diet of melted cheese and chicken fingers with nary a piece of fresh produce in sight. So it was bound to be kind of a toss-up anyway.

If you know me in person or have been around awhile then you are very much aware of my dislike of vegetables. I do really like fruit, but that's not surprising seeing as fruit is practically dessert and I kind of really like and would sell my soul for dessert. I remember refusing vegetables one night and my mom saying something to the effect of, "what are you going to do when you go out to eat with your friends and all your girl friends order a salad and you order a cheeseburger?" and my 9 year old self kind of worried about that for a while and eventually came to the conclusion that I'd just have to suck it up and order a salad as well. But then, as it turns out, the boys of my generation like a girl who eats so that situation never occurred and I never forced myself to eat veggies. Plus I was friends with Shawna Cozens. If you know her then you know what that means.

But I would like to state for the record that I AM trying. We've (bravely, I might add, seeing as we're profoundly carnivorous) started getting a Bountiful Basket every week which has greatly increased the amount and diversity of our produce consumption.

The concept behind the Bountiful Baskets co-op is that you make a donation of $15 and show up on Saturday morning with a laundry basket which is then filled with an assortment of fruits and vegetables. Meaning you have no clue what you're going to get. Which is why I think we're so brave. I mean, I've come home 3 weeks in a row with bananas in my basket. Gag. Bleh. Death. Etc.

Over the past few weeks we've eaten a lot of really lovely fruit (ah, summer) and managed to squeeze in the majority of the vegetables as well. Broccoli can get chopped small and cooked into casseroles. I actually like spinach and carrots, so those are easy. Onions go into pretty much everything. I made spaghetti sauce from the tomatoes. Mostly I've been very proud of my ability to use up our produce.

And then this week we got iceberg lettuce and cucumbers.

There's really not a whole lot you can do with iceberg lettuce and cucumbers. You eat them. Raw. That's about it.

So today for lunch I boldly went where I have never ventured before. I made myself a salad. For lunch. Like, as the entire meal.

This is where my mom squints at the screen and goes, "what? seriously?" and then glances around for the hidden camera because surely I must be pulling a fast one on her. But no! Really! I had a salad!

My salad did have chicken in it because, hi, I can't eat ONLY vegetables. That's just crazy.

The verdict: I don't care for cucumbers. And it's a shame the spinach went bad before I could use it in my salad because iceberg lettuce is kind of blah. The carrots were good though. And I liked the chicken.

So basically I learned nothing and did not discover that I liked something I had previously turned my nose up at.

Let that be a lesson to us all.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Tell About How a Relationship Ended

My mother-in-law, Sharan, sent me an email with a whole huge list of prompts from a memoir book she was reading back when I asked and for some reason I didn't see the email until yesterday. Not sure what happened there. But she gave me a bunch of good ideas.

In the following story I am using a very loose definition of the term "relationship."


I went to Europe for two weeks with a student group when I was 12. The thing about a bunch of 12 and 13 year olds with minimal supervision is there is going to be pairing up and lots of it. Which is how I ended up with my most awkward "relationship" ever.

He sent friends over to ask me to be his girlfriend. I wasn't sure who he was but I said yes. I was not overly picky at 12.

During our 5 day relationship, I was unsure of his name for the first 2 days. My good friend, Kimi, had to bail me out once when he came to our room to say hi and I couldn't remember his name.

Our one and only kiss (peck) was a disaster. I SWEAR I've blogged about it but I can't find the post. Will have to write about that train wreck in the near future.

The day we broke up he and a friend found some poke-y thing in the street and brought it on board the bus. I want to say it was a piece of aluminum mini blinds or something. I was sitting a few rows up and he poked me with it. Repeatedly. After my requests to be left alone were ignored I finally realized that he was too immature for me and sent a note back that said
Consider yourself dumped.

Because I was the height of maturity.


Who WOULDN'T want to date that?

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Distraction

My name is Kayla and I am a sugarholic.

(You: hiii, Kayla)

I'm mostly addicted to baked goods but I won't say no to candy or ice cream when offered. This kind of messes with the whole training-for-a-half-marathon thing (and also that trying-to-stay-relatively-thin thing). Plus, when it comes to desserts, I'm pretty sure the part of my brain that says, "ok, you've had enough dessert. Stop going back for more" is broken. I've never tried to eat a whole cake by myself because the thought makes my arteries hurt, but I'm fairly certain I'm capable.

In any event, right now I want a cookie soooo baaaad. So I'm blogging. Because it's 9:30 at night, we have no cookies, and cravings like this often lead to me busting out the butter and the mixer and finally pulling cookies out of the oven at 11pm. And I really don't want to stay up that late.

Also, I've gotten up in the middle of writing this post TWICE to go haunt the pantry and MAKE SURE we have no cookies (we don't. I never BUY cookies. Cookies are not bought, they are made). I settled for a few butterscotch chips and whining at Aaron about how I neeeeed a cookie. Or a cupcake. Or apple pie. Mmmm pie.

STOP. Ok. Moving on to something not dessert related.

I'm starting to feel human again. I still didn't have the energy to deal with Wes and his Crazy today, but I have high hopes for tomorrow. It looks like I haven't passed The Plague on to Aaron or Wes, but only time will tell. I'm particularly concerned about Wes, who suddenly LOVES to share and wants to put everything in his mouth and then my mouth and then his mouth etc. you get the picture. It's very slimy around these parts lately and the germs definitely had opportunity.

I just hit myself in the eye with a (capped-thank goodness) marker. I don't even know how that happened. I am getting LESS graceful as I age. Lovely.

Aaron's THIRTIETH birthday is in TWO WEEKS. And I got nothing. No gift. No plans. I kind of suck right now. Suggestions? Surprise party? (AARON DON'T READ THIS) (he actually doesn't read my blog that often) (I know, my own husband. Doesn't read our (MY!) blog regularly) (but seriously, suggestions?)

Sunday, July 19, 2009

MIA

We were out of town and then we had company for a week and NOW we have some wonderful lovely summer colds (hate) with BONUS teething!! (DOES IT EVER END)

I'm going to go hack for a bit. And then maybe roll around in a little self pity. And then I'll probably read a book or something.

Blogging will resume when I feel human again.

Thursday, July 09, 2009

Because the Universe Hates When You Pat Yourself on the Back

Ever since I declared to the world that I have good hair I have not had one. single. good hair day.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Shampoo Stuff. And Then More Stuff.

Ok, so apparently I am not totally crazy since a lot people do agree with me but I am not in the majority. The funny thing is, a couple people mentioned that the color of the shampoo bottle doesn't matter, but the conditioner bottle needs to be white.

You guys, I NEED the shampoo bottle to be white! I can't get myself to pick up the correct bottle the first time. I ALWAYS pick up the conditioner first because it's in the white bottle and the shampoo is in the black bottle and it ALL FEELS SO BACKWARD. And I am ridiculously annoyed over this to the point where I'm considering switching the contents of the bottles. Except then I think I might confuse myself even MORE and this is becoming a serious dilemma.


Also, I just got back from (a really fun family reunion in) Colorado and Wyoming. They were far more gorgeous and comfortably temperatured (fact: I made that word up) than Arizona. If I can convince my friends and family to come with me then I am OUT OF HERE. Our house was 90 degrees when we got home and 3 hours later it is still nowhere near comfortable. Hate.

What I do not hate: My house is CLEAN. I spent a lot a lot of time scrubbing it before I left just so I could have that glorious feeling of walking in the door and being like, "My house is clean! Woooo!" It was so worth it.

Another fact: I want this shirt.

Furthermore: in the airpot today someone abandoned their copy of Lucky Magazine. I was fresh out of reading material (note to self: 5 day trips require more than 4 books) so I pinched it and read it on the plane. Am now inspired to try a whole bunch of new (and cheap!) products. Will probably blog about my experiences. I know you are thrilled beyond measure at the prospect.

Etc. (last thing I promise): I swear at some point I blogged about how much I loved Anne Hathaways white asymmetrical zip leather jacket in Get Smart but cannot find the supposed post. In any event, I stumbled across one that is ridiculously similar and I. want. it. but, alas, I do not have TWELVE. HUNDRED. DOLLARS. to spend on a jacket (this is where I pass out because I am so overwhelmed by the fact that people think it is acceptable to charge (and PAY) that much for a single article of clothing).

Hope your 4th was lovely and the milk in your fridge has not gone bad (hate).

Monday, July 06, 2009

Second Quarter Books

So the first 20-ish books this quarter were ALL young adult and I was like, "I'm having flashbacks to being 15 and crazy in love with the boy in science class and worrying about teenage drama. Must. read. adult. books." and then I picked up a bunch and my reading came to a screeching halt. Apparently I just don't fly through grown up books like I do teenager ones. Who knew. Must find a happy balance.

1. Love That Dog by Sharon Creech
Short and so sweet. I read this aloud to Wes.

2. Hate That Cat by Sharon Creech
The short and sweet follow up to Love That dog. I seriously loved both of them.

3. Eragon by Christopher Paolini
Fun read but a tad long and slow in parts. My brother insists that the other books in the trilogy aren't nearly as good and I'm debating whether or not it's worth finishing the series.

4. People of Sparks by Jeanne DuPrau
Yawn. City of Ember was decent but I had to force myself to finish People of Sparks. It took me far longer than most books because I just couldn't get myself to pick it up.

5. Jellicoe Road by Melina Marchetta
Spent the first 3/4 annoyed at how confused I was and then the last 1/4 bawling because it was so beautiful and wonderful and bittersweet. There's a lot to this book and no room for me to write it. If you want, read Janssen's review here.

6. Ten Cents a Dance by Christine Fletcher
I was prepared to love this but was actually kind of bored.

7. Wicked Lovely by Melissa Marr
Enjoyable, but a little slow in some parts.

8. Lock and Key by Sarah Dessen

Pretty standard SD.

9. City of Glass by Cassandra Clare
Third in the trilogy and still so wonderful, which is rather rare. I never thought of myself as one who could even tolerate fantasy, but I have really loved this series.

10. If I Stay by Gayle Forman

The back cover of this book describes it as "heartachingly beautiful" and I'd have to agree. Bawled my way through the second half. Really well done.

11. Along for the Ride by Sarah Dessen
Excellent summer reading.

12. A Curse Dark as Gold by Elizabeth Bunce

I really wanted to like this book but I was hating life while trying to finish. Too slow for my taste. The middle just about killed my will to live and when someone said the word "mill" in conversation after I finished I actually flinched.

13. Holidays on Ice by David Sedaris
I just kind of plow through his fiction in order to get to his autobiographical stuff. The stories about his French class trying to use their limited vocabulary to describe Easter and his experience learning about the Dutch concept of Santa Claus were hysterical. His fictional short stories, not so much.

14. Graceling by Kristin Cashore
Really enjoyed it except for the fact that the main male character was named Po (gag). But I can see why it won awards and got a bunch of 4 and 5-stars on Goodreads. Strong female lead, solid story, just enough fantasy to keep things interesting.

15. Wake by Lisa McMann
I think I enjoyed this book so much simply because the writing and the concept were so novel and different. Having read as much as I have lately it's nice to experience such a change of pace. It's a lovely story and I'm looking forward to reading Fade.

16. North of Beautiful by Justina Chen Headley
Another book that I was prepared to love based on tons of rave reviews but was disappointed. Really meh.

17. Waiting for you by Susane Colasanti

I really enjoyed how there would be 3 paragraphs of The Crazy percolating around in Marisa's brain and then she'd open her mouth and out would come something perfectly normal and maybe even witty. And I was like, why does this sound familiar? Oh yes. That's my brain.

18. Little Brother by Cory Doctorow
I know NOTHING about programming but was still able to hang on through the (massively simplified, I think) technobabble and really enjoy the story. A great cautionary tale, solid writing, a smidgen of romance and the ability to totally change my perception of hackers. Not too shabby.

19. Sophomore Switch by Abby McDonald
A hearty "meh."

20. Kabul Beauty School by Deborah Rodriguez
So awesome. I found myself hoping that at some point Debbie would meet Greg Mortenson and together they would save the women and children of the middle east. It hasn't happened yet, but I have faith.

21. The Idiot Girl and the Flaming Tantrum of Death: Reflections on Revenge, Germophobia, and Laser Hair Removal by Laurie Notaro
Like reading a wonderfully well written blog full of funny and touching short snippets

22. Beauty by Robin McKinley
Some parts were really well written while some parts had me cringing. The dialogue was too clunky.

23. Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen
Somehow I had never read this. I loved every single moment of it, obviously.

24. The Giant Rat of Sumatra by Sid Fleischman
Quick, easy and lovely.

25. Paper Towns by John Green
Really enjoyable..has depth and substance while still occasionally making me snort with laughter

26. Eldest by Christopher Paolini
Longest. audiobook. ever.

27. Phantoms of a Blood-Stained Period: The Complete Civil War Writings by Ambrose Bierce
I half loved/half slogged through this book. The battle accounts were boring to me and didn't hold my attention very well since I had a hard time imagining so-and-so's battalion on the left flank and the cannonade on the center line and blah blah blah, but I really really enjoyed the devil's dictionary and his stories. Especially the ghost-y type ones.

28. The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat: And Other Clinical Tales by Oliver W. Sacks.
Totally fascinating but also a bit difficult. I felt like Sacks didn't know his audience..sometimes he'd massively simplify things and sometimes he'd go on and on in psychobabble and leave me in the dust. I am now terrified my brain will do something weird and
erase everything after 1997 or leave me thinking my feet belong to someone else.

29. Tallulah Falls by Christine Fletcher
Fine.

30. Fade by Lisa McMann
Liked it every bit as much as the first. Looking forward to the 3rd.

31. Alphabet of Dreams by Susan Fletcher
A lovely little bit of fiction based on the few biblical references to the Magi.

32. The Entertainer and the Dybbuk by Sid Fleischman
Slowly but surely falling in love with Sid Fleischman. I've read two of his now and thoroughly loved them both. Will definitely be reading the rest of his books.

33. Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side by Beth Fantaskey
A bit Twilight-esque. But shorter! Which was kind of nice.

34. In the Company of Whispers by Sallie Lowenstein
A good and unique read, but I can't get over my annoyance that the biggest mysteries never got explained. I know it's supposed to be all up to my imagination and all but dang it, I want answers people!

35. Princess of the Midnight Ball by Jessica Day George
Really enjoyed it. Well done.

36. Wings by Aprilynne Pike
Fine. I expected to like it more than I did though. It didn't grip me.

37. The Tales of Beedle the Bard by J.K. Rowling
Lovely and short. My favorite bit was in the introduction when Beedle was described as having "an exceptionally luxuriant beard" but the stories themselves and Dumbledore's notes were all sweet little additions to the world of Harry Potter.

38. Anne of Green Gables by L.M. Montgomery
I had never read this, which I think means I no longer qualify as a girl. I loved it though and am very much looking forward to the other books in the series.

39. The Supernaturalist by Eoin Colfer
Good, but a smidge depressing, as futuristic distopian type novels are oft wont to be.

40. Bloom by Elizabeth Scott
Good summer chick-lit

41. Stargirl by Jerry Spinelli
A wonderful story about just being yourself. Looking forward to reading the sequel.

42. The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman
The fact that Bod was the same age as Wes when his family was murdered and he wandered off to be adopted by ghosts made me want to bawl (as do all things involving babies, now that I have my own) but I very much enjoyed it

43. The Swiss Family Robinson by Johann D. Wyss
Aside from the fact that they were shipwrecked, this was the luckiest. family. ever. If you have to be shipwrecked then be sure to end up on their island because it has everything you could ever possibly need. Great book.

44. A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson
Fascinating and ridiculously and painfully long. A bit like your favorite science class taught by a really excellent teacher. I frequently found myself laughing out loud even though science is decidedly not my subject.


That's 11 more books than I read during the first quarter! Not too shabby. I beat Janssen by one book this quarter, but I'm still behind overall. She's at 95 for the year and I only have 77. I'll catch up though, mark my words!

Pages: 13,964! I was worried that I was able to read so many more books because the average book I read was shorter (much more YA this quarter) but I did the math and the average first quarter book was 307 pages and the average second quarter was 317. So I'm keeping pretty steady, actually.


Totals:

Janssen: 95 books
Me: 77 books

Janssen: 20,889 pages
Me: 24,124 pages

Friday, July 03, 2009

A Very Important Poll

This has a point, I swear. I just won't get to make it for a couple days since I'm out of town at a family reunion and this is auto-posting.

Imagine you are in the shower. In the shower with you are a white bottle and a black bottle. One contains shampoo, the other contains conditioner. Which bottle is which?